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#1 - NO Smoking while on the trail!

(we don't want to start no fars)

#2 - NO eatin or drinkin while on the trail!

(you ain't supposed to feed the rednecks)

#3 - Refrain from having a potty mouth!

(Yore mama taught you better)

#4 - NO touchin the rednecks & hillbillies!

(and they won't touch you)

#5 - Enter at your own risk!

(the woods is full of dangerous stuff)

The parking fees are charged to provide extra security for our customers while they are parked on the property!

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