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#1 - NO Smoking while on the trail!

(we don't want to start no fars)

#2 - NO eatin or drinkin while on the trail!

(you ain't supposed to feed the rednecks)

#3 - Refrain from having a potty mouth!

(Yore mama taught you better)

#4 - NO touchin the rednecks & hillbillies!

(and they won't touch you)

#5 - Enter at your own risk!

(the woods is full of dangerous stuff)

The $5 parking fee is charged on Friday & Saturday nights to provide extra security for our customers while they are parked on the property!

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