#1 - NO Smoking while on the trail!
(we don't want to start no fars)
#2 - NO eatin or drinkin while on the trail!
(you ain't supposed to feed the rednecks)
#3 - Refrain from having a potty mouth!
(Yore mama taught you better)
#4 - NO touchin the rednecks & hillbillies!
(and they won't touch you)
#5 - Enter at your own risk!
(the woods is full of dangerous stuff)